tiny squee

[checkers65477]

Look what my assistant gave me for valentine's day. I take back the 10,000 negative things I said about her abilities and efforts recently. Well, most of them. For a day or two.

Anyway, it's a pen.

Comments

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

That looks like a poison pen or a secret knife that a James Bond girl would have. Shall we cal you Checkers the Spy now? ;-) (And I'm sure you could teach him a thing or ten million about respecting women...)

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

Yay! Checkers the Spy! Wait, I'd think I'd rather be Checkers, Daniel Craig's Hot New Bond Girl. As long as I'm in a fantasy denial world.

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

But... The Girl is just an object. The Spy gets to kick Bond's butt and show him up and teach him not to be such a chauvinistic dinosaur.

What am I missing here?

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen the new Bond movie, but I suppose you're right. The Bond Girl is just a cliche part. I could be the evil megalomaniac who wants to take over the world. But they usually die a horrible death at the end. That's no good. (But they do get to say some form of mwa-ha-ha.)

All things considered, I guess I'll be the Spy Who Kicked Butt and Taught Bond Not to be Such a Pig.