Actually, I tend to blank out swearing in books, so I'm extra likely to enjoy it! And I just got the notification of a parcel in the post today! Hurrah! Only dilemma now is whether to save it for my upcoming holiday in a fortnight, or read it straight away...

Re Pratchett signing, it was my first author signing when I was about 17 or 18. I got to the front of the line, was stricken dumb with awe and could only GIGGLE AT HIM. Sigh.