Pirates III

Sep. 2nd, 2007 08:43 pm
checkers65477: (WTF Orlando)
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Appalachian State beat Michigan!  Wow. 

August is going in the record books as the hottest month on record here since at least 1944.  It was over 90 (32 C) degrees all but one day this month, and it got over 100 (38 C) six times.  We had .91 inches of rain.  Jeez.

I finally saw Pirate of the Caribbean 3.  Did anyone else think it was terrible?  I kept wondering, "What is going on??"    There were two people sitting near me in the cinema with 1-year-olds who let them run up and down the aisle and chatter.   And lots of kids who were 4 or 5.  What is wrong with these people?  

After I got home I felt really sick.  I decided I was seasick.  All that swirling around, swingin on ropes, riding the waves for two and a half hours.  I'm serious; I think that's what it was.

I had had it by the end of the movie and was close to being first out of the theater.  Silly me, I had no idea there is a scene, after the credits, of Will and Elizabeth 10 years later.   The scene makes no sense until you read about it online.  I watched it on YouTube and came up with my own dialogue...

checkers version of the end of PoC3.
 
Small child Who Is An Angelic Mixture of Kiera Knightly's & Orlando Bloom’s Loveliness: I want my daddy! Wah!

Elizabeth: Darling, I explained all this to you, remember? Let’s go over it again. Daddy is…

SC: Daddy is dead.
 
E: That’s right sweetheart. And we can see him…

SC: We see him once every ten years.

E: Correct.  And once he was dead…

SC: He became smokin’ hawt with a bandana and a way cool scar.

E: Yes! Way sexier than ever. Oh! Look! Here comes his ship now!

Smokin' Hawt Will Turner:  Honey, I'm home!  Didja miss me?  (Sees small child) WTF?

SC: Yay! Daddy! You're home for a day!

E: Now go away, son, and I’ll see if we can get you a darling little brother or sister.

I've started Life As We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer and it's gripping so far. 

 

Date: 2007-09-03 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emerald-happy.livejournal.com
Yeah, it would have been better without the sequels.

Date: 2007-09-03 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] checkers65477.livejournal.com
But if there were no sequels what would Orlando Bloom have been doing all these years? I have no doubt Johnny Depp could find work, but I'm not so sure about Orlando.

Date: 2007-09-03 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emerald-happy.livejournal.com
Well, he could always become ogling material a librarian ;-)

Date: 2007-09-03 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] checkers65477.livejournal.com
If Orlando were a librarian, he would be quite a hit at the next ALA conference.

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